Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to distractible.

This episode, Brain Damaged Bob gets boned by the dock, then wants to get closer to the boys.

Monster Wild Wade ranks hard, has sheave as a shrink, and snaffles a shit kebab.

Mendacious Mark has amazing girth, but never finishes and get screwed by exchanges

from suing over long ones to cooking. Yes, it's time for, we've never done this before. Now sit back

and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractable. That's right, you never had a choice

to begin with. No, we're not going to tackle the concept of free will today. Yes, I knew you

would be here. No, I'm not going to tell you how I knew that.

Yes, I'm excited to see you on the next episode two. Yeah, anyway, I'm your host for today. My name is Bob.

And I'm the host because I won the last one. I did win the last one, right? Yeah, I think so.

I just started talking and then I blacked out. I don't know what happened.

Did I say anything weird?

Not as weird as me, apparently.

Or maybe weirder.

Depending on what guv points, I don't know what did.

Yeah, anyway, this is a show where I'm the host and the other two guys are competing and whoever wins host the next one.

That's the way it works.

There are points.

I have a scorecard.

We write them down.

Or we suffer. No one has opted to suffer, though. He usually just finds something to write with.

...