September 10th

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good evening, rough riding listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destractable.
0:06.9	This episode, maneuverable Mark gets reamed by Reddit, acts the alchemist, then gets the boys to fuck with reality.
0:15.6	Bookworm Bob loves a library, threatens exposions, pilfer's Pokemon and emancipates Kemet.
0:22.6	Well received Wade, goes not a dumbass, receives the lash and apes J.T. Kirk.
0:29.6	From various equities to the Second Amendment.
0:33.6	Yes!
0:35.6	It's time for September 10th. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
0:47.4	Hello, gentle listeners? Gentle? That sounds like the other show. Hardcore. Hardcore watchers, gentle listeners.
0:56.6	Welcome to Distractable.
0:57.9	Today is another great day for another great episode hosted by me, Markiplier, who miraculously won because I knew to check under the eyelids.
1:06.8	If you don't know what I'm talking about, you've got to last week's episode, or watch it, if you're hardcore.
1:12.1	If you want easy mode, just listen to it.
1:13.7	But I won that round, and so that means I get to host this episode, and I get to subject my friends, Bob and Wade, to my whims, and my whimsies.
1:23.1	Say hi, guys.
1:24.1	Subject is an ominous word, but hi, hello.
1:26.7	Hello.
1:27.4	Congratulations. You. Hello. Congratulations.
1:28.7	You earned this.
1:29.8	We all thought of the eyes.
1:31.1	You just thought of them at the end.
1:32.5	You earned it and we deserve it.
1:34.2	That's fair.
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