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The Bert Show

Our Producer Shares His First-Ever Experience In THIS Type Of Store

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

We're a couple of months into the school year.

0:03.0

I'm sure you guys got some vents you'd like to get off of your chest.

0:06.0

So we've opened up our vent line and this is for the teachers out there, the students, the parents, anybody that's having to deal with carpal lanes, homework,

0:17.8

misbehaving kids, misbehaving parents, whatever we are there for you. I know Thanksgiving break is like, oh, it's

0:24.6

within the reach, but we're not quite there yet. So we have our school event line

0:28.0

open 404 9541360 and here are some that we've received thus far.

0:35.0

So I live across the street from a school, and I swear if one more parent picking up their

0:40.0

child parks directly in front of my driveway. I think I'm just going to accelerate

0:44.8

fully down my driveway and smash right into it.

0:47.7

I have a teacher of an elementary school. I need parents to get their kids to school on time.

0:55.0

They are losing so much instruction by being

0:59.0

late.

1:00.0

Here's his school on time.

1:02.0

I am a college student and I am in school to be an elementary school teacher so I'm also a student

1:09.5

teaching and at this point I'm done with it. I'm tired of being in college and dealing with these little kids all day and I'm ready to get the

1:20.4

done with all semester and get all with my damn life.

1:24.1

The amount of assignments that these professors

1:26.5

assignments and we have seven damn classes and take bottles

1:29.6

and all of them is really pissing me off.

1:32.2

And I'm ready to be done.

1:33.8

When you're waiting in the room to pick up their children and you want to cut in,

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