Get it. The Birch Show. I believe it has officially stolen the crown from Secret Wives of Mormon Lives as the hottest reality TV show on right now, yes?

I would say so. This is kind of the show that everyone has been talking about, and I will say it's a little less depressing than Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

This is a Love Island we're talking about.

Yeah, I have an open letter to read to one contestant on Love Island because, yeah, we're

talking about the Love Island craze.

I feel crazy when I think about Love Island, when I want to talk about Love Island.

My eyes get glassy.

My island starts twitch and I'm like, itching myself like, you all seen Love Island yet? Can we talk about it yet? I still feel,

I still can't get a real good grasp besides this one person that you're talking about on how

it's any different than Temptation Island or anything else that came out that was so hot for a little

while. I think the fact that the Islander's fate is in your hands specifically,

and it's pretty much real time.

Everything you see, it happened about 24 hours ago.

You get to vote who they should couple up with,

if they should stay on the island.

At the end, you get to vote for who wins $100,000.

That's pretty exciting.

And I feel like we've downplayed a little bit, and we are not nearly excited enough that we are one degree away of knowing somebody on Love Island USA.

And the fact that Katie, our producer Katie's cousin is on one of the hottest shows on TV right now.

I kind of feel like a big deal even though I haven't watched the show just because I know somebody who knows somebody who's on the show.

He's our cousin twice removed.

It's so funny watching Love Island because I watch Taylor and Taylor and Katie look really alike.

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