Our Producer Is Feeling Twisted And We’re Not Talking About Her Hair!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 5 May 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Another victim of Kristen's debauchery hitting the mic right now. |
| 0:06.0 | Look at this mess. |
| 0:07.0 | Amber, look at this mess. |
| 0:09.0 | Definitely came to the mic with a subject to talk about and that's, uh, Locke's getting retwisted, but you need to be retwisted. |
| 0:16.0 | She is twisted. |
| 0:19.0 | We need to untwist What happened? |
| 0:22.8 | Girl, what happened? |
| 0:24.0 | Look at you. |
| 0:24.8 | I don't know what I was thinking. |
| 0:26.6 | I was like, oh, this booze is free. |
| 0:29.4 | Yay! |
| 0:30.5 | It wasn't supposed to be. |
| 0:32.5 | Well, I didn't pay for anything. |
| 0:34.2 | Because Katie helped me out with my first drink. |
| 0:36.4 | We're talking about the fundraiser that Kristen hosted yesterday, the Pino Period party. |
| 0:40.7 | So, yeah, Chateau Alon, if it's supposed to be like, you know, you purchased your Bev's, right? |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.4 | But they were having issues with Wi-Fi, and the credit card machine was down. |
| 0:49.0 | So they couldn't take anybody's cards and nobody has cash anymore. |
| 0:52.4 | Yeah. anybody's cards and nobody has cash anymore. So they were doing a cash bar, but I'm like, that's not going to fly. |
| 0:56.2 | So then literally, God bless Chateau Lawn, they were just like, open bar. |
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