Our last day on Earth.
The Two Pints Podcast!
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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
Time for some more listener questions and on this week’s 'Swift Half' we somehow go from our favourite flavour of crisps to Will trying to find his G-Spot up his arse!
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| 0:00.0 | I've got 24 hours to leave. |
| 0:01.6 | Will, what are you going to do? |
| 0:02.9 | Stick things up my ass. |
| 0:10.1 | Hello, welcome to Two Pats with Will and Ralph, a swift heart. |
| 0:13.6 | Happy Friday. |
| 0:15.3 | Happy Friday indeed. |
| 0:16.3 | Yeah, Friday. |
| 0:17.0 | This is our... |
| 0:17.7 | This is our series six, episode seven, 6, episode 7, Swift-Harf. |
| 0:22.6 | Yes, yes, yes. |
| 0:23.6 | I thought we'd just keep it simple this one and do some audience questions. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh, we've got some questions? |
| 0:26.6 | Some listener questions. |
| 0:27.6 | Okay. |
| 0:28.6 | Or the roll into, ask us. |
| 0:29.6 | What about this one? |
| 0:31.6 | Oh, a simple one to start with. |
| 0:35.6 | Okay. |
| 0:36.6 | Fee Stevens would like to know, what's your favorite packet of crisps? |
| 0:41.0 | Well. |
| 0:41.8 | Mm. |
| 0:42.8 | Mm. |
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