Ralph has some news.

Shall we, do you want to do the reveal?

Wait a minute.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

Hello and welcome to Two Pikes with Will and Ralph, series six, episode eight.

What?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What do you mean?

What have I done?

You've been... So we come in here right and we go we try not to like talk too much about stuff because we want to save it for

the podcast yeah and this happens more and more and more but today in particular you've come in

and you're like oh I'm so tired feel tired today I think I think it's me guts there's something going on I don't know what it, I'm so tired. I feel tired today?

I think it's me guts. There's something going on. I don't know what it is. I'm dreaming a lot, right? Yeah, that's what you go. I had bad dreams. Well, no, I wake up through the night and he used to sleep like a... Do you never, when you were younger, and you'd go to sleep and you'd wake up in the same position? Yes. I don't remember the last time.

I'm like a fucking crocodile.

Like death rolling.

I don't know the last time. I'm like a fucking crocodile.

Like death rolling. I don't know what's going on. I was like, in what way? You wake up scaly with a limb in your mouth. They're dry. Moisterize me. Yeah, you're not creamed. No, I just, yeah, I've been getting a lot of wind recently. And I don't know whether it's because of what I'm eating, drinking, I don't know. But do you know, when your stomachs are active, you don't sleep well. When me and you would used to do two pints, we used to be like, all right, if you see, this is how old we are, you were like, have you seen the new PlayStation 2?

Then it was like, have you seen a new PlayStation 3?

My God, we are old.

That's such a long time ago.

All right, I've got this game and I'm like, oh, you're, we're, we're, we'll play that.

Hey, should we go for a pint?

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