The Bert show.

There are not a lot of times in life where you get a redo.

There really aren't, right?

If I were to ask you guys if there was one episode in your life that you could redo,

do it over. How would you do it what would you do and

then we're gonna bring intern Shelby on for her redo I feel like there's gonna be

so many but for some reason what would I not redo?

There is the question. Is that the easier question? I think so. Everything.

Every single minute of it from two until 30. Yeah.

I'd redo the whole thing.

For me, my first year after graduation, I remember I had this massive crush on this guy. And I had known him for a couple of years

and I just thought he was like, the bee's knees.

Like I thought it didn't get better than this guy.

And so when he started paying a little bit of attention to me,

in my mind, I couldn't comprehend that he would see me as

an equal so I constantly struck myself out in any chance that I could if we to

potentially date this guy and because I just couldn't wrap my mind around the

fact that he would like me back so I constantly just counting myself out and so that

was a period of my life and then the girl he ended up dating after me was way less cute than

me and I always regretted it because I'm like if he's going to date her he would have been very

happy with me not to be a womanator you know, it could be a little shallow.

The first scene that pops up is in middle school in the cafeteria. I'm sitting at the table.

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