Our Intern's Wholesome Tattoo Might Not Be So Wholesome After All
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🗓️ 10 January 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Burt Show. They saw it happen in real time and I know I don't get a lot of sympathy from women in a case like this but showed up on my Google calendar. This notification comes up. |
| 0:09.0 | Physical today, 11 a.m. Which means for a guy my age somebody's fingers going up my butt. |
| 0:15.0 | Ooh. Damn it. Yikes. Some people like that. |
| 0:18.0 | There's not one year. |
| 0:20.0 | Some people would get excited. |
| 0:22.0 | No, no, no, no, no. |
| 0:23.0 | But this only happens once a year, correct? |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.0 | Is it that often? |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, when you get to a certain age, too, it's gotta be once a year. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, man. But you're, I'm glad you're talking about this, |
| 0:32.0 | because men need to take control of their health |
| 0:33.6 | and this is a very important thing that you need to do. Yes it is. I told you I used to |
| 0:39.7 | work with a guy and we went to the same doctor and we both had to do that and I asked the |
| 0:44.4 | doctor to please use a different finger. And my doctor is kind of a lengthy |
| 0:51.7 | guy he's got long fingers it's not not like yo. It's really not. He gets way up there. |
| 0:56.0 | Is that something maybe you should have done when you were like, you know, trying to find a doctor be like, put your hand up. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. Yeah. you know trying to find a doctor be like put your hand up. Be like before I choose you as my primary physician give me a high five. |
| 1:08.8 | Show me yours before I show you my. |
| 1:11.8 | That is a great test. |
| 1:15.0 | The next time I'm looking for a doctor, |
| 1:17.0 | I will definitely find one with small hands. |
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