Our Heroes STOP THE STEAL of Wendy’s Pretzel Pub

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs & lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Breaking news, breaking news, breaking 100% eat news.
0:07.0	Michael, breaking news.
0:08.0	The news is broken and we have broken it.
0:11.4	I think we've broken Wendy's.
0:12.5	Oh, I think that's absolutely what happened.
0:15.1	If you're not going to hire us, we're going to bring down the power of God on you.
0:18.5	That's right, guys.
0:20.3	Our heroes have done it.
0:24.0	The pretzel pub has run the table and will return to the Wendy's menu.
0:31.6	Or we're going to sue your ass.
0:32.7	That's right.
0:33.3	Thanks to our heroes.
0:35.8	They said whatever wins comes back.
0:37.5	We'll Pepsi jet the shit out of you.
0:40.6	That's right.
0:42.9	Jordan,
0:44.3	activating the audience to get this going.
0:48.1	We activated them.
0:49.6	Michael, stepping up, powerful as ever, saying, rally around me. me and the whole the bug army came out of
0:59.8	the woodwork to vote for this thing and prevent a little like voter fraud it was dude we double
1:06.1	whammed him we were we were about to convene days ago when they tried to pull the rug out from under us. No rug, we rug pull you. You don't rug pull us. This really also. We rug push. That's, we rug push. That's right. We push back. Yeah, yeah. I just held on to the rug and they were like, look, don't stop. I'm trying to pull it. And I was like, mm-uh, I'm just going to keep standing on it. We had a theory that this was all a ploy for them to just do the yellow packaging. Right. Because no one gives a shit about Wendy's. No one gives a shit about any of this beyond us because we are contractually obligated by our own contracts.
1:44.4	It is our jobs to care about this.
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