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100% Eat

No Crashes - Jack in the Box Ride Along

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Our Heroes are celebrating 100 with a car ride back to the office and NOTHING WEIRD HAS HAPPENED TODAY. Have you seen these jack antenna balls? Crazy. Check out this slop burger. Crazy. Why did you make us eat this? Crazy. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So it's been an eventful today, fellas.

0:03.1

Oh, don't worry.

0:05.0

He went off to the side.

0:06.6

Yeah, he didn't inch towards me to attack me.

0:09.0

Where's the pop? Are they in there? Let me get one.

0:09.6

I'm going. I'm going to pop.

0:10.4

You're going to pop?

0:11.0

Dude, it's going to be hot. It's going to be hot. Oh, it's going to melt me. This was the loudest, busiest jack in the box with one girl.

0:19.0

Gracie would have loved it there.

0:20.6

It was just like, well, it was that, but it was like a cacophony.

0:24.3

And then also going, Jack in the box with one girl. Gracie would have loved it there. It was just like, it was that, but it was like a cacophony.

0:24.2

And then also going, beep, beep, beep, beep.

0:26.7

It was like sensory overload.

0:28.3

Oh, dude.

0:28.9

And you hear the beeping in the background,

0:32.9

and you're just like, that's weird.

0:34.1

And the beeping gets faster and more intense.

0:36.5

So is something wrong? Are we? Dreams like coloners. Yeah. I was like, someone's crashing. Code right. Coal blue. Dude, that was crazy. How are the hot peps? Not great. Oh, man. From Jack in the Box? Yeah, they're much better at Sonic. Oh, yeah, that is true. And also Arby. So, Horvich is off. I went to see... Not because of that. First of all, it's better poppers. We went to see Project Hill Mary. Fucking great movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Terrible news at Alamo. The pretzel's gone. It's shitty pretzel sticks.

1:11.3

Also, the queso's different too.

1:13.2

Yeah.

1:13.6

So is it's just that caseo or is it the main caseo as well? I'm sure it's the same. Fuck. I didn't get chisenged everything. I'm sure it's the same. Dude, it's way more. It's like velvet block cheese case in it. No. Yeah, I was like, are you kidding me?

1:25.0

No, fucking Sony ruins fucking everything.

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