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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week on Jackie and Laurie, to hammer a dying audience, not that bored, and man sized legs. Comic: Rachel Wolfson @wolfiecomedy We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter!

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0:00.0	Jackie Cachian, Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.7	Who are you? Who are you? Well, I'm Jackie C show. Who are you?
0:21.8	Who are you?
0:23.0	Well, I'm Jackie Cachian.
0:24.3	Who are you?
0:25.0	Lori Kilmartin.
0:25.9	Thank God we've said our names.
0:27.8	People thought that this accent was Wisconsin?
0:33.3	What the fuck?
0:34.8	This is NorCal.
0:36.0	This is Hala Noral, ladies and gentlemen.
0:39.2	And I will let you know that geographically, Walnut Creek isn't northern California.
0:43.1	It's the center.
0:43.8	It's the center of California.
0:45.3	No, it is not central California.
0:47.2	There's another eight hours north of San Francisco.
0:50.7	No one counts Redding.
0:52.6	Nobody.
0:54.1	Crescent City has a Saturday night gig that I full on count
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