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Our Attorney On Call Shares The Cruelest (Legal) Ways To Get Revenge!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

She's a real lawyer that will give you ways to get revenge that (PROBABLY) won't get you arrested! Here's what Attorney Ish recommends today!

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0:00.0

Get it. The Bird Show.

0:01.6

Day four now of getting revenge without getting arrested. We have comedian slash. Probably.

0:09.5

Probably. Do you need that one. Probably get you arrested.

0:13.9

Ish is a comedian and a lawyer and she's been coming on this week and she's been telling you guys,

0:18.5

look, if you're burned and you really want to get

0:21.1

revenge, don't put so much energy into it that it's going to end up in lawsuits and jail.

0:26.9

There's a certain science going just, just to the line, just so you don't get arrested.

0:31.6

Earlier in the week, we had what? It was insects the first day?

0:35.0

Insects, bags of exotic animal poop, elephants recommended.

0:39.0

We also had Christmas tree slash Jack Leonard drop off lots, which is a fave.

0:43.6

The cardled milk.

0:44.7

Who could forget the curdled milk spray?

0:46.9

I cannot forget the curdled milk, the classic cardled milk.

0:50.3

One of my favorites.

0:51.7

All right.

0:52.1

Today we are focusing on what-ish?

0:54.0

Today we are focusing on something that's very caring, very loving, very low effort.

0:59.5

Now, even though this man burned you, you still want him to be insured.

1:02.5

You still want him to have health insurance and car insurance, homeowners insurance.

1:06.1

So why not go ahead and sign him up for as many health insurance quotes, car insurance quotes,

1:11.7

homeowners insurance quotes as possible. And you know, maybe those people do happen to sell your

1:17.4

information to everyone in the entire world. And maybe they do relentlessly call you to the

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