This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Tuesday, T-Boy, Tuesday, April 7th. And today's part is the best one yet. This is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Jack, I'm no Ringland, brother, but I'm pretty sure after the show is the after party. Am I right? So we're in New York City, our live shows tomorrow. After the show? Yes. Nick and I are going out to the bars to hang out with you. We always do. We always see you. We're going to Lexpress on Park Avenue, just a couple blocks from Irving Plaza. You can get like a 10 p.m. Burger at that place. I think it's open 24 hours. I think there's a few tickets left. There are like six tickets last. There might be none. But if you're free, Wednesday night at 7 o'clock, we want to see you.

Grab tickets, link in episode description. And we're sold out. Jack, three fantastic stories for today's

pod. What we got in the TV line? For our first story, NASA's Artemis 2 just went around the

dark side of the moon. Yeah. Seriously real thing. True story. But another startup just raised

60 million bucks to put sunglasses on the sun.

For our second story, Urban Outfitters' rental business.

Newly, just hit half a billion bucks in sales.

Wow.

It's twice as big as rent the runway.

Newly, they got you to stop canceling by making canceling easier.

And our third and final story is Sam Alman.

He wants robots to pay your taxes so you can take Fridays off. It's a real headline. And we also have advice for TVPN. Open AI's newly acquired podcast. Yes, we do, Jack. But Yeties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Oh, what a mix of stories. Love the mix in the big city, Jake. College basketball is over. Hockey playoffs haven't begun yet. Baseball, it's barely even started. So the most important sport in the world right now? Flag football. It's flag football, isn't it, Jack? And get this. Tom Brady just lost a flag football game to his Uber driver.

That's right. A bunch of amateurs beat our best pro players. It wasn't even close.

Here's the context. To drive hype for the newest Olympic sport, flag football, an exhibition game happened last month in Los Angeles.

In lovely Los Angeles. The NFL's best versus our actual Team USA flag football players.

And here's the deal. Tom Brady captained the NFL team and had a glitterati of current NFLers. But instead of shoulder pads, those NFL players had flags around their waists. Now, when this new Olympic sport was added yeties, we assumed it would be all NFL. The NFL even clarified, Travis Kelsey could play for Team USA. It doesn't conflict with the NFL schedule.

Okay, but here's the problem.

The Tom Brady-led team just got their butts whoop-a-doodle dude.

It was a real-life plot of the Dodgeball movie.

It happened in real life.

It was like the average Joe's beating Globo Gym.

And here's the best part.

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