Our 2026 Bingo Cards

Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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With 2026 officially underway, Jacob Bertrand and Xolo Maridueña finally finish writing out their 2026 bingo cards. Monica and Jordan run through theirs in a rapid-fire round, and the whole crew shares what they’re planning and hoping to accomplish this year. Lobitos exclusivos get an extended cut where Xolo leans into his inner Gemini while sipping chia seed water, and Jacob shares his ongoing astrology skepticism. Available now on Supercast.Free Discord Access: https://discord.gg/KnDhbnBMCjJoin Supercast Today for the full episode: https://lonelobos.supercast.com/Follow Lone Lobos on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lonelobosFollow Xolo Maridueña on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xolo_mariduenaFollow Jacob Bertrand on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejacobbertrandFollow Jordan on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jmkm808Follow Monica on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/officialmonicat_We want your feedback! Please fill out the survey to help us improve our podcast https://tinyurl.com/LLPodcastFeedbackhttp://www.heyxolo.com/Jacobs Channel: @ThreeFloating 💥 Everything Lone Lobos 💥Lone Lobos Clips Channel:https://www.youtube.com/@UCP_fctbvNol8LRgEqHWvNEghttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/2s78hk3UJYnepis62dBQB8?si=aa3e2726bf124c4bListen to the Lone Lobos Podcast:- Podcast Homepage: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lone-lobos-podcast- 🎵Spotify: [https://open.spotify.com/show/3PRrTNR9P5zjIypAebfHbo?si=1ec406e4cbcd4b1f🎧](https://open.spotify.com/show/3PRrTNR9P5zjIypAebfHbo?si=1ec406e4cbcd4b1f%F0%9F%8E%A7- 🍎Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lone-lobos-podcast/id1688259470 🎧- 🎙️Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9lMTNiNDI1MC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw 🎧📞 Call Us: 1-510-99-LOBOS (1-510-995-6267) ☎️📧 Email Us: [hello@lonelobos.com](mailto:hello@lonelobos.com) 📩📬 Mail Us: 1107 Fair Oaks Ave #839 South Pasadena, CA, 91030Connect with us on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/LoneLobos/Music by Nicklaus Gray: https://www.instagram.com/nicklausgray

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0:00.0	This week on Lone Lobos.
0:02.0	What's your big goal for 2026?
0:05.0	What's your year defining goal?
0:07.0	Pilots license.
0:08.0	So Jacob said I didn't get my motorcycle last his last bingo card.
0:12.0	I think what the issue was was that...
0:15.0	I wasn't hard enough.
0:17.0	My bingo card differently this year and I wanted to make them the all bigger goals, not like low-hanging
0:21.0	like last year.
0:22.4	Oh, okay.
0:24.0	The goal is a USA versus Mexico game, but I'll take any game.
0:28.7	I just put road trip, exclamation point, exclamation point.
0:31.9	Is there a distance that quantifies road trip?
0:35.4	You go from your home to somewhere else and then you sleep there.
0:41.5	Okay, but it could also just mean coming to my house.
0:43.7	Three, two,, come on. AI is incredible.
1:01.0	They can teach you how to fry an egg and even write a poem, pirate style.
1:06.0	But it knows nothing about your work.
1:10.0	Slackbot is different. It doesn't just know the facts. It about your work. Slackbot is different.
1:11.5	It doesn't just know the facts.
1:13.3	It knows your schedule.
1:14.9	It can turn a brainstorm into a brief.
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