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I'm with your spooky host Tom and I'm Tim I'll also spooky how come we haven't been

doing that all month. Well we gave ourselves names last year Skeletim yeah and tomb yeah

yeah those were for I think we can carry them over they were clever enough for two years

I mean I didn't want to introduce myself a spooky Tom because after that intro people

might already be shaking in their boots. Oh with haunted house noises. Yeah and I

want people to be so scared they don't even listen to the show anymore.

Kids listen to this thing. Yeah against their will. Don't send the therapy bills to us.

Yeah please don't send the therapy bills to us. I was going to build on it. I couldn't

be good. No that was good to me. You're back me up. You're re-inforced what I was saying.

What are you doing this week Tim?

Um each week gets more and more terrifying. I don't know what to tell you Halloween month

continues on and every week is is a new phase of a walking nightmare. Yeah a new wave

of terror. Tim I had a good a good day yesterday and I'll tell you why it wasn't for a

while. Thanks for sharing is what I'm I need to like recalibrate a little bit. Yeah I don't

know what's going on over here. Tim you're supposed to be spooky not rude for God's sake.

I'm spooked over here. Um brains now. I was excited to tell you about something that

happened to me this week. Well I'm happy to hear it. I didn't even tell you what it is.

I'm excited to hear it. Sorry. Um well maybe you know tamper your

expectations a little bit. It was that my freezer you know I went in there the other day and

ice was like a little wet. I was like yeah what's going on here. So I turned the fridge

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