OTOSOT 94
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
In a Top Gear special, Richard answers listener’s questions about the red cars in the TG titles, yellow snow, the Aston V12 Vantage film, door opening rude words gags, forfeit cars and the old Top Gear annuals.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Richard Porter and this is on the other side of things, the Smith and Sniff spin-off in which |
| 0:04.9 | for this week, it's just me, answering your questions. |
| 0:12.7 | Yes, I'm on my own this week. Johnny is very busy filming for the late break show or |
| 0:17.5 | forming a plan to leave his Dodge Charger on Mallorca or something. So I'm afraid it's |
| 0:23.1 | just me. And since we get a few questions in about Top Gear or the Grand Tour, I thought I'll |
| 0:30.3 | just take a little whiz through some of those, since that's sort of my department, while Johnny's not |
| 0:35.0 | here. I'm going to start with one from a listener called Will, |
| 0:38.1 | who says, hello, you wonderful flutes. While watching a classic rerun of Top Gear on BBC IPlayer, |
| 0:44.3 | I had a thought run through my mind. What was the reason to have the parade of red cars on the |
| 0:49.4 | track at the start of the intro? I'm not sure if Richard has mentioned it previously. Also, where did the |
| 0:54.8 | cars come from? CMTMB will. That's a good question because, God, that was a long time ago. |
| 1:02.1 | That was the original titles. So from 2002 until some point when they were changed. So the |
| 1:08.5 | back story to that, as far as I can remember, is just that it was decided that there should be something. |
| 1:14.7 | And I think was there some original plan |
| 1:17.2 | that there was going to be like a Ferrari sort of hassling loads of other cars out of the way. |
| 1:22.3 | Some of that may even have been filmed. |
| 1:24.5 | But in the end, it was just that bit of them all going in a sort of unnaturally |
| 1:30.7 | tight snake around that bit of the test track. I guess they were all red because that just |
| 1:37.7 | looked visually the strongest against a grey airfield on camera. But what I remember is that I'm pretty sure that was shot on the morning that we recorded |
| 1:48.7 | the studio for episode one, which is really short. |
| 1:52.5 | Like you wouldn't do that now because like, I don't know. |
| 1:55.5 | What if something went wrong or then the card from the camera, I suppose it would have |
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