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Smith and Sniff

OTOSOT 82

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Cars, 5th Gear, Leisure, Road Trips, Automotive, Comedy, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Jonny and Richard answer listener questions about reading the manual, the Top Gear lady wrangler, van advice, and the coolest car for transporting a Christmas tree. 

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0:00.0

I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is on the other side of things, the Smith and Sniff spin-off in which we answer your questions.

0:12.8

Do you know, the thing about Ottersottis is I thought that nobody listened to it. I thought everyone just listened to the the hour-long talking of

0:21.0

bullocks. But it turns out that it's getting as popular as the main one, Rich. So I thought

0:27.0

I'd just mention that quickly. Kids? Yes. It's worse. Okay. Well, I'm going to start with a

0:35.7

question that's just come in from a listener called Michael, who's in Finland.

0:40.1

He says, guys, I'm that strange type of man who buys something, usually expensive, usually technical, and reads the manual before I use it.

0:48.1

This includes cars.

0:50.3

The night I buy a car, I'm found reading the manual cover to cover. It's fun, interesting,

0:56.3

and I then know how to use the thing I just paid my hard-earned Dosh for.

1:00.4

Whenever I read reviews of cars or watch video reviews, I'm always struck by how the car

1:04.6

journalists are always complaining about how difficult they find it to use modern cars.

1:09.0

They generally seem to be inept at finding basic functions on a touch screen, but should be quite easily understood upon reading the manual. Is this because cars are now stupidly complicated? Journalists are challenged by newfangled techno-gubbins, or is it because they simply refuse to read the Blumen Manual? Do you read manuals before reviewing a car or do you just wing it?

1:29.9

If not, is it a time issue or simply the assumption that as a journalist and supreme expert in

1:34.4

the craft, you don't need some manual telling you how to drive a car?

1:38.6

CMT&B, Michael.

1:40.3

It's totally because of time.

1:42.7

If I compare the pace of my job now to what it was in the early 2000s, let's say,

1:52.6

it's so much faster now and you have less time with the car typically.

1:59.1

So you have to hit the ground running, which means in theory you

2:02.9

should prep more, but you don't get the time or I don't find the time to prep more because I'm

2:07.3

coming straight off other jobs. And so unfortunately, I'd love to read the manual because I am a bit

2:13.1

of a manual reader for things. And I totally see the, I see the joy and the thrill and the real

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