Ahhhhh, the French Champagne
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
In front of an audience in Bristol, Jonny and Richard discuss dressing for the 90s, Britpop Demon Hunters, Orson Welles and his sozzled attempts to sell Champagne, a confusion about Last Christmas, windows down cold weather drivers, basically changing song lyrics, the problem with the BYD Dolphin Surf, the most stressful thing in modern driving, and a new game involving kit cars.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Richard Porter. |
| 0:03.9 | I'm Johnny Smith. |
| 0:04.9 | And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things live in Bristol at Christmas. |
| 0:29.2 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:31.3 | Thanks, everyone. Incredible. |
| 0:32.2 | This is what happens when you don't have the internet yet. |
| 0:34.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.0 | You're really happy when there's some live entertainments or near offer everyone |
| 0:39.2 | got your your ticket via pager brilliant everyone managed i can hear the pages going on there are |
| 0:44.5 | someone's yeah yeah awesome yeah keeping it real here we are yeah in the 90s um well we've uh we've made |
| 0:53.1 | an effort for the occasion. |
| 0:54.5 | I had a shave because earlier this week, |
| 0:57.2 | or last week, |
| 0:58.2 | I did a little promo on our social media |
| 1:00.8 | wearing this neon yellow jacket that I've got on now |
| 1:05.6 | and a purple sort of beanie hat |
| 1:08.0 | trying to look like a 90s raver. |
| 1:10.4 | Let's do some ASMR. Hang on. |
| 1:12.9 | Yeah, it's very... |
| 1:14.3 | We actually, the fire alarm went off in here earlier. |
| 1:16.7 | I suspect it was because you stood near a radiator. |
| 1:18.9 | I just wrote... |
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