Other Kids Ruin Everything
Have Kids, They Said…
SiriusXM
4.9 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2020
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's your name? What's your name? Well, mine. |
| 0:07.0 | What's your name? |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, my? Yee! Gee, I'm the fucking d'eech I'm a fucking bitchin! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh look at you little caffeine? By the way, |
| 0:24.3 | Caramel Machiaato out the door. Cold brew with a splash of |
| 0:29.4 | sweet cream vanilla, half the calories, and a dollar fifty less. |
| 0:34.8 | You're a man, right? |
| 0:35.8 | Did you just do the... |
| 0:37.4 | You're a man? |
| 0:38.4 | Okay, yep, yepers. |
| 0:41.4 | Let's do this damn thing. |
| 0:42.8 | All right. |
| 0:43.6 | Welcome to have kids, they said. |
| 0:46.8 | It'll be fun they said. |
| 0:48.3 | How are you, Nicole? |
| 0:49.1 | Another action-pack week of life. |
| 0:51.8 | Is that how you look at it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know how |
| 0:53.7 | action-packed it's been anymore. I also feel like I've been sweating for like a |
| 0:57.9 | week or two straight. I keep ending up with like no air conditioning. When we took a little time and went to the beach in Maine, |
| 1:04.8 | I was like in a cottage with no air conditioning |
| 1:07.2 | and it was maybe the hottest days of the year ever. |
| 1:09.8 | And now I'm in a house, a friend's house, and there's a fan if you can see it behind me |
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