We're back.

It's the dead cast.

It's me and just Roth.

Roth, it is you and I.

No third wheel this time.

It is just an intimate two-man affair. Thank goodness. Yeah, I lit some incense. I hope you don't mind that. I like it. Yeah, put on the black light. Get a Jimmy Hendricks poster. This is going to be, it means very intimate. Would you like to join me here on the Futon? You know, I got an invite to my 20th, oh God, it's my 20th college reunion.

Nothing like saying it out loud, is there?

That's an awful number.

And I still am on the fence as to whether or not to go.

Not, you know, it's not, I just imagine going and making the long schlep up and then having

it be just sort of awkward and sort of stand around as i was in college already yeah yeah i i haven't

been to any of my college ones the high school ones i've come around on at this point like those

are actually like sort of fun to me because they're like it's just so ridiculous and there's nobody there. I'm trying to impress or anything like that.

But the college ones, it's like, for me, I'd have to fly across a country. Like, that's a long way to go to, like, drink out of a keg. I could do that, you know, pretty much anywhere. I have a really good fake. It's true. It's true. I enjoy the high school ones. I haven't been,

I have not been back to that college since I graduated. And I was like, I was very much like a periphery person in college, like where I, you know, when everyone would be in the circle around the keg and like I would sort of like be, I would be one rung outside, you know.

Like an outer, like an exurban version of it.

Like, if the keg is the scinty center. Yeah. And someone goes to take a shit or something and, like, I'll, like, wedge in and then be like, yeah, totally. I mean, I guess part of the fun of it would be like, you're clearly not that dude at this point. So you could do it. But, I mean, for me, it's just a matter of, like, the, I don't know, it's like what Facebook does.

It kind of, like, the, I don't know, it's like what Facebook does. It kind of, like, obviates those things. I mean, Facebook is terrible, but at least, like, I do kind of know broadly what everyone that I cared about from college is doing. Like, I at least know where they're attorneys now. you know sort of enough if you put a plane ticket

into the budget

you know like the

you know, like the...

Like you know who and who is not a Coke addict and all that.

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