I feel like there's some metaphor about like, you know, can't please everyone.

It's like you can make the best, you know, a burrito in the entire world, but to someone,

it's still going to taste like soap no matter what you do.

It begs the question of, is this the ultimate YA fantasy pitch?

Is it those who can and those who cannot taste the soap and the

cilantro? I've seen that Tumblr post and my favorite take is that like the the young rebel

girl who's a rebelling against the system does have the soap gene but likes the taste of

cilantro regardless. That's why she she likes the taste of soap. She likes the taste of the cilantro soap, yeah, which is why she breaks the system from within.

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast.

I am Blue and I am joined by Red who is drinking.

What are you drinking?

It's cold brew again.

We all hopped on the column. We're like, yeah, I'm just really low energy right now. Click. Oh, I'm really low energy this afternoon for some reason. Hopefully we'll be able to, yeah, I'm really low energy for so. So this is going to be an interesting podcast because we got we got a trio of sleepy bitches over here.

Boringest fucking podcast.

Borgas. G for so. So this is going to be an interesting podcast because we got we got a trio of sleepy bitches over here.

Boringest fucking podcast.

Boringest fucking podcast on the planet or font of infinite hilarity.

Yeah.

50-50.

We're going to flip that coin today.

But until then I have cold brew because I like to pretend that caffeine works on me sometimes, cosplaying a neurotypical person. Hello, fellow neurotypicals. I sure do like waking up for my nine to five. Have you done an Aurora, like, drink order rundown of all the cast and what they would get? No, I should do that, but... I mean, like, everything flowcharts in the world of, like, Tumblr fan canon and stuff. But, like, as the author, you have a certain extra power for parotext. Oh, I mean, the extent to which I do this is basically just, like, who drinks black coffee medicinally and who thinks that person is insane kind of thing. But, like, the thing is, my tastes and drinks are pretty limited. Uh, so I, I don't want to

just be like, yeah, everyone likes mocas and caramel macchiados sometimes because like some people like, you know, you, you tend to drink things that are like chile lattes or machas and stuff like that, uh, which I don't tend to do because I'm like, I know the thing I like, I'll stick with that. and therefore this is kind of like whatever I have to do like a character playlist

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