What would you add a dance party to the end of?

And I will say right now, the answer cannot be this podcast.

Ah, that's a shame.

I think it would be very funny if before Frodo departs for the Grey Havens,

our last of the like 16 endings that happens is just them all getting together and just absolutely moshing to I'm a believer.

I think that would be a very like on brand. I think that's really what Tolkien would have wanted, you know, when he was his vision. It was his original story about the philosophy. Yeah, yeah, I think we've really captured the original vision of Lord of the Rings. But it needs to be performed entirely in Elvish. That's the only, that's my one condition. It's still smash mouth. It's still electric

guitars, but the vocals are elvish. It's, I think that's, yeah, I think Tolkien would be proud of me

for coming up with that one, honestly. That's the one thing that sucked most in the real world

between the two world wars that they didn't have that song back then. Otherwise, it would have

fine. Yeah, yeah. I think that would have fixed everything, actually.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that would have fixed everything, actually. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast. I am blue,

and I'm joined by Red, who has the most delectable looking hot chocolate I've ever seen.

Yeah. Remember, a couple weeks back, I was like, oh, this is really good European drinking chocolate. I tried to order more of it, and they were out of it. So I said, fuck it, I'll do it myself. So this is almost equal parts milk and chocolate, and I'm terrified of what it's going to do to me. Those are the biggest fluffiest marshmallows that ever. Like those are camfire marshmallows in a hot chocolate. You know it, baby.

Yeah. Well, I have it in my big novelty final girl mug. My mom got me for my birthday. So, like, I had to put big marshmallows in it. Incredible. Oh, my God. It's like pure ganache. Good. This is what you asked for.

Heavy is the crown.

I will still be sipping on this one.

We're recording rolling with difficulty in the evening, I'm sure.

If it doesn't condense into a brick with the amount of time that passes between now and then. I'll go out with a spoon.

I'm determined.

I have a thing of honey and one of those little like syrup dispensers

where you like pull down the thing with your thumb and like it, you pour it out. It's been in there

for enough time that it's still like a liquid, but barely. I hate to stop this rolling train of an intro, but you guys did ostensibly make some videos in the last two weeks.

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