Fives are really good if you want to feel like you are marching around through the 17 to 1800s in the world's most uncomfortable jacket.

And it's so annoying that you will welcome getting shot by the red coats.

Yeah, exactly.

So you can just stop this impromptu concert at any time.

Wait until you see the whites of my eyes and just pull that trigger, go ahead.

I wonder if they ever had that problem in the colonial military of like, our fiefist fucking sucks.

Like, they spend like five minutes just remembering how to get it to make any noise at all.

And by that point, we're already halfway down the battlefield. Drummers playing overtime just to cover for him.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast. I am blue,

and I'm joined by

Red. Red. Red, what are you drinking? Coffee. It's six cold brew ice cubes in, in milk. I'm just

aiming for efficiency today. I was napping less than an hour ago, so.

Yeah. And today we are also joined in person by our buddy Adam, aka Ludo History. What are you

drinking today?

I'm drinking the same thing you were, which smells an awful lot like Japanese green two.

Yes, it is. That was a test you passed.

Thank goodness. Over in the classy corner, I see how it is. Yeah. But now we got a first guest episode of the year. And we now are back after our

oops all Q&A episode, which was, that's got to be an all-timer for the podcast. We've got

real actual videos to talk about this time. So Red, why don't you start it off with a trope talk

that we've been worried about making

for a very long time?

It's been looming in the distance, slowly creeping towards us.

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