Orgy Invitation (w/ Mark Rennie)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and friend Mark Rennie (The Onion) joins Nicole to share his experience attending a gay meetup on a Star Trek cruise, and being invited to an orgy. Nicole shares her idea of a dream orgy to attend, plus the plans for her funeral which involves inviting all of her ex-lovers to talk about her pussy. They also discuss determining your needs in a relationship, their goals for 2024, and Nicole's recent attempt to date a redhead in Dublin, which didn't quite go as planned.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:02.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:07.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Please! Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, why? |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, baby. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby. Doo baby baby welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:29.4 | A podcast from Mein to call by I was still single but I did so many |
| 0:34.4 | episodes never figured it out so I'm gonna be nice to myself and just be like hey |
| 0:39.1 | she's single whatever interview people I like okay my guest today is a hilarious comedian who's |
| 0:44.8 | written for the onion and Gay of Thrones. He now co-host two old Queens |
| 0:50.0 | a podcast searching for the gayest movie ever made and I believe I did an episode on |
| 0:55.2 | cats and I loved cats also I just went to Tamo Shanters with Mark Rennie and he's the best |
| 1:02.4 | I'm so happy he's here today it's be |
| 1:05.6 | beep bibber but do d |
| 1:06.8 | da da da da la la |
| 1:08.6 | la |
| 1:10.4 | mrr |
| 1:10.0 | rennie |
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