Heartbreak at Homecoming (w/ Garrick Bernard)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and writer Garrick Bernard (Rick & Morty, Solar Opposites) joins Nicole to discuss finding love at Buzzfeed, the awkwardness of audience members hitting on him while on stage, and why homecoming was the worst day of his life. Plus, they explore their mutual love for cars. Vroom vroom!

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:02.0	Why won't you date me?
0:07.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:11.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Please! you date me? Please tell me why.
0:15.0	Ohhoo why.
0:17.0	Ohhoo!
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me, a podcast where me
0:28.0	no coal buyer was trying to figure out why I'm still single, but I've done too many
0:31.6	episodes nobody
0:33.0	fucking knows so now I'm just interviewing people and having a nice time
0:36.0	my guest today is a comedian an actor a writer for
0:40.0	Rick and
0:43.0	Morty Star Trek Lower Decks and Solar Opposites. He's the co-host of the guilty pleasures podcast and I found him on
0:47.7	Instagram talking about badez and it made me laugh so that I was like, do you want to do my podcast?
0:54.0	It's Garrick Benard!
0:57.0	Hey, thank you, thank you.
1:00.0	What a nice and beautiful rollout.
1:02.0	I love that.
1:03.0	Well, I was like on Instagram and then, I guess I've just been watching a lot of stand-up lately
1:09.0	and then I came across your bidet bit and it really made me laugh.
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