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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to distractible.

This episode, Balneal Barb is sanguine about small talk, deems waterfalls worthless, and sends a guise on a sojourn.

Wagoner Wade trades us nips for knackers, negates Niagara, and suggests hunting head.

Magenta Mark does disco, tantalizes with twilight, extols ecology,

collects castrated bulls, measly meals, and defeats death.

From sunbathing sphincters, two smashing scores.

Yes.

It's time for Oregon Trail.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the world's purplist podcast.

That's right. I'm really holding down the fort here.

You other two losers

and your totally normal,

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