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Good evening, gentle listeners or watches, and welcome to distractible.

This episode, Musky Mark reports big beavers, sexist maggots, and ape anal ornamentation,

then plays Time Lord.

Welching weighed bones his optician, predicts an apocalypse, shouts himself, and gets cock crunched.

Bewitching Bob explains the birds and the bees,

Wilsmith's noodle slapping, and poops his pants.

From deft dependence to elephantine snakes.

Yes, it's time for,

I miss the old distractible part two now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show well well look who's back again crawling back to who us at distractible thought you could stay away for a while

but look you're addicted you're addicted and that's okay to admit you want this

yeah and we're gonna give it to you we're gonna give it to you addiction is the

first step to recovery.

It actually is, if you think about it. You have to be addicted to recover in the first place,

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