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Good Morning From Hell
Good Morning From Hell
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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Produced and hosted by comedians Chris Demarais & Blaine Gibson from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.
Edited by Nicholas Newton.
Art by Andrew Douglas.
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning from hell. It's a good friend Clayton here. Live in hell with Chris. |
| 0:11.0 | Hi, I'm Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to record this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife. |
| 0:19.0 | And I have to say, Clayton, yeah. the upgrades you made to this recording studio are pretty cool. |
| 0:24.6 | You like those? You like that, Chris? Yeah, I got some new furniture, doing some remodeling, doing some renovations. |
| 0:29.6 | Yeah, I wanted to surprise you. I think you're going to like that, that new chair specifically. |
| 0:33.6 | This chair is really cool. It's almost like a metallic throne. Yeah, man. Thank you. Fit for a king. Yeah. Are you just getting into like a DIY kind of thing? Yeah, you've been working so hard and I just figured that you need a nice reward. So I just got you this like cool chair and I saw that and I was like, that is so Chris. I'm going to get that for Chris. I don't know when your birthday is. your birthday is, I don't fucking care, but let's just consider this your birthday gift, huh? Oh, thank you. |
| 0:54.5 | Whoa. And I was like, that is so crisp. I'm going to get that for Chris. I don't know when your birthday is. I don't fucking care. |
| 0:56.6 | But let's just consider this your birthday gift, huh? |
| 0:57.3 | Oh, thank you. Whoa. It vibrates. It vibrates, huh? That's super cool. Like a little vibrating massage chair. It might have a heat function as well. If you press some of the buttons, you can probably heat it up. It's not hot enough in here, right? |
| 1:09.4 | Oh, that is hot. |
| 1:10.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.1 | It's almost like a breathy. |
| 1:13.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:14.3 | Well, you've got heat it up. It's not hot enough in here, right? Oh, that is hot. Yeah. |
| 1:11.1 | It's almost like a breathy. |
| 1:13.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:14.3 | Well, you got to be careful, though, watch your sperm count, those heating chairs, those zapped your balls. But that's fine. You don't need to worry about those anyways. I don't even know if you have yours anymore, do you? No. Oh, that's right. That's what I play pickleball with. |
| 1:24.1 | Yep. |
| 1:24.5 | It's funny too because instead of a pickleball racket, you just use a penis. |
| 1:28.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.6 | Definitely not yours, though. |
| 1:29.6 | Wasn't that big. |
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