Good morning from Hell, I'm Chris and I'm dead, and my eternal punishment is to do this show where we interview everyone in hell, and I'm joined, as always, by the younger brother of Satan Clayton.

Yo, yo, yo, what's up? It's me. It's your boy Clayton. Hey. Hey, Chris, check out this backpack of stuff that I got. Whoa. Yeah. A backpack. Yeah, it's right. Backpack. It's a mesh. So you can make sure that I am not, in fact, carrying a gun. And then I... Except for you, you do have a gun in there. Well, yeah, I know, but, you know, it's... It's ironic. Anyways, uh, I got, I got all these folders. I got these... Trapper keeper. I got a pencil, pencil case, trapper keeper. That's for you. You're fucking nerd.

Got a lot of goods. Anyways, I got all these folders. I got these... Trapper keeper. I got a pencil, pencil case, trapper keeper.

That's for you.

You're fucking nerd.

Got a lot of goods in here.

Calculator, T-A-83.

What is this for? Are you going back to school? Well, I mean, they were having the back-to-school sale, so I couldn't resist. I mean, you always got to refresh your school supplies every year, you know?

You don't go to school.

No, I know, but I just really like supporting the back-to- school effort because, you know, anytime a kid is on their summer break or their holiday break and then they go into like their local big box store that will remain unnamed and they see those back to school signs and they kind of have that pants shitting dread creep down their spine and summer is about to ends. That never ends. I still get that. Oh, yeah. I just support that effort so much.

I just love reminding people that school is coming back and you're going to have to be sitting in a classroom and your summer's wrapping up and all of the happiness is going to go away. Love back to school. In fact, you know what, Chris, we should run a back to school sale over the Good Morning from Health store. What do you say? Sure. Yeah, what are you thinking?

Well, uh, intercode, uh, back to school, the number two, and you'll get a whopping two percent off.

All good morning from hellmurch. A whole two percent? A whole two percent. That's right. Wow.

That way you can get two percent milk and discounted merch. And a coffee mug and a shirt with two decks on it and see if your teachers will notice. That's right. Extra credit. If you can sneak that Gambo shirt into your English class and have your teacher notice it. You know, Chris, with it being back to school, we've been doing the show for a while. And I feel like you've been having it too good. All right? You've been meeting too many interesting people, too many, like historical figures. And I feel like this is almost a treat for you. So I wanted to ground you a little. Wanted to humble you little and bring back someone, actually a couple of people that you're familiar with. You know, people from your past life. People that I knew in real life. Yeah. Are my parents okay? No, no, no. They're dead, but they're in heaven. Most of your family's actually died. I just never really bothered to tell you. Sorry, he's in a sticky note here, but I just

All of them? He was my old back-to-school stuff and I threw that away. Yeah, all of them died. Yeah, horrible, horrible crash. Anyways, but no, no, it's not your family. Don't worry about that. Hey, Hey, you're focusing on the wrong thing.

The more important thing is I brought back two of your closest friends from high school to come in and say hello to you, Chris.

How's that sound?

I just really want to reach out to my...

Stop focusing on the... The more important thing is I brought back two of your closest friends from high school to come in and say hello to you, Chris.

How's that sound? I just really want to reach out to my... Stop focusing on the dead family, Chris. You got to focus on your friends. You got to focus on the thing that I'm doing for you right now in the present. Okay. Who are they? Is it PJ or Matthew or... No. Keep guessing. No, no. Even better.

Who?

Is that all the friends that you had in high school?

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