Good morning from hell. I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell.

And I'm joined as always by Clayton, the younger brother of Satan.

Yo, yo, yo, it's me Clayton. Oh, Chris, good episode playing today. So excited. Yeah, big stuff.

Yeah, big stuff. Big stuff. Big stars, big celebrities. I'm talking Hollywood. I'm talking fame. I'm

talking fortune. Oh, man. Hold on to your butts because it's going to be crazy. Can you say?

Before we get into it, let's do some housekeeping things. Do we have any announcements or anything like that? Well, next month in October is our one-year anniversary of being independent, so we have got some big stuff planned. All right, share some details, Chris. Go ahead. What are we got planned? So much planned. All right. Like what? Oh, man, there's so much to say. I don't even No, no, no. Hey, we've got time. Our guests won't be here for quite some time. Go ahead. Well, you know what we could do is... What's that? We could do a test episode, kind of a test pilot of a new format that's exclusive to... If you support us on Good Morning From Hell.com, something like that. That sounds pretty cool. You know what else that sounds like? More work. Yeah. Cool. They like it. All right. Hopefully people will pay us for that. That would be great. And maybe some exclusive merch. Whoa. Anniversary merch. Who's going to design that, Chris? I don't know. We'll see. Cool.

All right.

So stay tuned.

Stay tuned because we've got big, vague plans. Oh, man. Sorry, I'm just so psyched about today's episode. It's going to be so cool, dude. Okay, so who is it? Okay, okay. I can't wait any longer. We have celebrity superstars. Surely before you died, you heard of The Conjuring, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm talking Ed.

I'm talking Lorraine Warren.

What? I'm talking big hitters. Oh yeah, ghost hunters, demon hunters. I sure watch out. They might be coming for me, Chris. You know, I'm a big demon. This is going to be crazy, man. That's crazy. I know, I know. They have like a whole movie franchise and maybe this can rock it. Good morning from hell. We could get our own movie franchise. You never know. If they have connections. We could follow into their wake. We can sit and hunker down on their coattails and this could be big things for us, Chris. This could be huge. Okay. Yeah. It's a big get. Oh my Okay, come on in. Hi, hello. Hey, how's it going? Hey, hey, sorry, wrong address, wrong house. We're waiting for somebody else. Get out. Oh, here, shoot. Okay. Yeah. Oh, well, I thought I sensed a presence in here, but maybe I was wrong. I mean, maybe I can help you out. What are you looking for? Do you need help? You look lost. Yes, I'm sensing like a great deceiver, someone who takes advantage of people, someone who often cons people, anything over in this area of the room, no. That actually kind of sounds like me. Oh. Who are you two? I'm Lorraine.

Oh.

Big L.

If you want to. And I'm Ed Warren. Oh. You're the Warrens. Yeah. I know. I know. Everyone thinks I look like Patrick Wilson. Listen, I get it. I look way better. Like, everyone wants a short pudgy dude, right? No, I'm sorry. I thought like John Wayne Gacy and McGonigle from Harry Potter walked in. Yeah, you guys look like you have like frequent flyer miles at the local Luby's All You Can Eat Buffet. I expected Verifar Miga and Patrick Wilson. What a surprise? At least Gacy can paint. Hey, hey, hey, that's what I started out doing, Payne.

He doesn't even remember my name.

Just the names of the floosies he brings through our house.

That's been forever since we've taught.

Okay, well, come on in, have a seat.

Edward and Lorraine Warren.

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