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Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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This week the leader of the Autobots rolls by the studio and proceeds to Transform the vibes from "chill" to "awkward" very quickly. Special guest Jacob Fullerton from Astrogoblin! Go to mintmobile.com/GMFH for your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15/month Go to factormeals.com/GMFH50OFF and use code GMFH50OFF to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Join our Patreon to support the show at ⁠goodmorningfromhell.com⁠! Produced and hosted by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Chris Demarais⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Blaine Gibson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. Edited by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Nicholas Newton⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Douglas⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Dot-or-Ware.org. Good morning from hell. It's a good friend Clayton here, live in hell with Chris.
0:41.1	Hi, I'm Chris, and I'm dead. And my eternal punishment is to record this podcast where we
0:46.4	interview everyone in the afterlife. And I have to say, Clayton, the upgrades you made to this
0:52.4	recording studio are pretty cool. You like those? You like that, Chris? Yeah, I got some new furniture, doing some remodeling, doing some renovations. And yeah, I wanted to surprise you. I think you're going to like that new chair specifically. This chair is really cool. It's almost like a metallic throne. Yeah, man. Thank you. Fit for a king. Yeah.
1:11.1	Yeah.
1:08.7	Are you just getting into like a DIY kind of thing? Yeah, you've been working so hard and I just figured that you need a nice reward. So I just got you this like cool chair and I saw that and I was like, that is so Chris. I'm going to get that for Chris. I don't know when your birthday is. I don't fucking care. but let's just consider this your birthday gift, huh?
1:09.4	Oh, thank you.
1:09.9	Whoa.
1:11.3	It vibrates.
1:12.2	It vibrates, huh? That's super cool.
1:13.4	Cool. your birthday is, I don't fucking care, but let's just consider this your birthday gift, huh? Oh, thank you.
1:27.8	Whoa.
1:24.3	It vibrates. It vibrates, huh? That's super cool. Like a little vibrating massage chair. It might have a heat function as well. If you press some of the buttons, you could probably heat it up. It's not hot enough in here, right? Oh, that is hot. Yeah. It's almost like a breathy. Like, ugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25.3	Well, you gotta be careful to watch your sperm count, those heating chairs, those zapper balls.
1:28.8	But- is hot. Yeah. It's almost like a breathy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you got to be careful,
1:45.1	though, watch your sperm count, those heating chairs, those zapper balls, but that's fine. You
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