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Good Morning From Hell

High School Bullies Bully Chris in this Back to School Special!

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Summer is almost over so Clayton brings in two bullies from Chris' high school to do what they do best! Special guests Gabriela and Courtney played by Emily Hatfield-Ramsey & Barbara Baudour from the Clutch My Pearls podcast! Go to http://monarchmoney.com/GMFH for 50% off your first year. Visit HeroForge.com to start designing your custom miniature and dice today and check back often: new content is added every week. Join our Patreon to support the show at goodmorningfromhell.com!Use code BACK2SCHOOL at store.goodmorningfromhell.com for a BIG discount! Produced and hosted by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Chris Demarais⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠Blaine Gibson⁠⁠⁠⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. Edited by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Nicholas Newton⁠⁠⁠⁠. Art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Andrew Douglas⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

If you haven't tried Abercrombie denim yet, you're missing out.

0:04.0

Denim should fit like this.

0:06.0

It's all about proportions.

0:08.0

Abercrombie has their classic fits and athletic fits for guys who want a little more room in the thigh.

0:13.0

When you find your staple fit, it'll be the pair you reach for day after day for every plan.

0:19.0

Shop Abercrombie denim in, in the app, online, and in store.

0:32.1

Good morning from Hell.

0:33.5

I'm Chris and I'm dead, and my eternal punishment is to do this show where we interview everyone in hell and I'm joined as always by the younger brother of Satan Clayton. Yo yo, yo, what's up? It's me. It's your boy Clayton. Hey. Hey Chris, check out this backpack of stuff that I got. Whoa, yeah. Backpack. Yeah, it's right. Backpack. It's a mesh so you can make sure that I am not in fact carrying a gun.

0:56.0

And then I... Except for you do have a gun in there. Well, yeah, I know, but you know, it's... It's ironic. Anyways, I got all these folders. I got these... Trapper keeper. I got a pencil, pencil case, trapper keeper. That's for you. Got a lot of goods in here.

0:51.0

Calculator, T-I-83.

0:52.0

What is this for?

0:53.0

Are you going back to school?

0:54.0

Well, I mean, they were having the T-A-83. What is this for? Are you going back to school?

1:13.0

Well, I mean, they were having the back-to-school sale, so I couldn't resist. I mean, you always got to refresh your school supplies every year, you know? You don't go to school. No, I know, but I just really like supporting the back-to-school effort because, you know, any time a kid is on their summer break or their holiday break,

1:09.5

and then they go into like their local big box store that will remain unnamed.

1:13.2

And they see those back to school signs and they kind of have that pants shitting dread creep down their spine. Yeah. That never ends. I still get that. Oh yeah. I just support that effort so much. I just love reminding people that school is coming back and you're going to have to be sitting in a classroom, and your summer's wrapping up,

1:45.0

and all of the happiness is going to go away.

1:46.7

Love back to school.

1:47.5

In fact, you know what, Chris, we should run a back-to-school sale

1:50.1

over the Good Morning from Hell store.

1:48.0

What do you say? Sure. Yeah. What are you thinking? Well, uh, enter code, uh, back to school, the number two, and you'll get a whopping 2% off.

1:48.8

Oh, good morning from home March. A whole 2%?

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