Hello and welcome to your Tuesday edition of The Nerve.

I am your host, Maureen Callahan, with yet another packed show.

We are heading straight to Paris Fashion Week where none other than Platonic life partners, Oprah and Gail, have been spotted swanning around like the assholes

they are and we're going to give you evidence. Again, as your cultural criminal prosecutor,

all I do is submit evidence. I leave it to you the troublemakers to come up with the verdict.

They're there with none other than in my opinion, the

soulless Amy Griffin, the quote-unquote memoirist who is now being sued for the contents of her

quote-unquote memoir about being sexually assaulted, air quotes, mine as a child violently. I'm just going to say the nerve was the very

first and we're still a baby show. We're only 10 months old. We were the first ones to come out and say

there's something wrong with this memoir and it feels like there's something very wrong with this

woman. And last Thursday, a lawsuit was filed, I believe, in

LA County Court. And these two assholes, Oprah and Gail, are swaning around with this woman who

looks like she is not a care in the world. And we are prosecuting all three of them. Okay.

If we have our way, they are wood chipper, wood shipper by the end of 2026, and then

they're going to the burn pile, okay? Now, also in Paris, none other than Anna Winter, we told you

she was not going any fucking where, along with her quote unquote successor, Chloe Mal. And it's bad, okay? It's a crime scene,

what's going on. And then we've got Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's daughter, Sunday Rose,

who has just landed herself her first major fashion magazine cover, and we're taking that to

the woodshed too. Okay, we're pulping it. Do you guys want to

know something? We have so much good stuff planned for the Oscars live stream, stuff that we were

kind of like, if we're not going to get, let's say, if we're not going to get a full on green light, it's better to ask forgiveness

than permission.

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