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Absolutely Not

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Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather chats about her amazing time in Maui and how she got to spend some quality time with her hubby.  She does have some bones to pick with his fashion and beach day choices while on vacation.  She is also excited to get back on the road soon with her new tour as well as the cruise. She shows off how well her new neck is healing and takes on some haters in the DM’s.  She finally gets back to voicemails from you and reflects on how good of a Real Housewife she would be.


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0:00.0

The following podcast is a Dear Media production.

0:07.8

Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

0:14.2

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

0:19.7

Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

0:27.0

Absolutely Not podcast.

0:29.3

I am absolutely thrilled to be here.

0:32.4

Back in the home studio, back in ATL,

0:35.0

absolutely not productions, HQ.

0:41.1

It's just Tina and I. You know, we just ate a giant veggie plate from the OK Cafe. Everything's okay all day. Mm. Great iced tea. Best corn

0:48.7

muffins in the game. But we're back. Business as usual. And when I say business as usual, not always as usual,

0:57.7

but a lot of things happening this week. Oh, God, we're going to get into it. I was talking about this

1:03.0

with one of my friends the day. Doesn't it feel like January has been the longest fucking month

1:07.7

ever? And I don't say that to be discouraging to all my friends who have

1:11.9

January birthdays. I hate it. I hate when people shit on the month of January. I also don't feel

1:18.0

like it's necessary for you to like fresh start, new year, new me. No, fuck that bullshit.

1:23.9

But this whole month, and I think obviously because I was in L.A. for all the fires, but just everything has popped off hard this month in a not positive way.

1:37.9

It just feels like we have already done the full year in the last three weeks.

1:43.3

And I'm recording this day of inauguration.

1:45.7

It already seems grim.

1:48.5

So here we go.

1:53.0

I mean, we had a little dick tease this weekend.

1:56.1

TikTok was taken away.

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