Operation Green Acres

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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This week we take you on a retrospective of some of our favorite family vacations, including the fateful trip to Orlando where Andrew surprised Joe on his 14th birthday.

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0:00.0	Be your most comfortable self this fall with me andes.
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0:18.0	Me Andes, comfort from the outside end.
0:21.0	I'm surviving I am I'm meditating I am praying I'm
0:30.3	praying for what for For peace. For within yourself? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's I'm um. I'm ideating, I'm hallucinating, I'm educating. I'm educating okay I'm
0:49.7	masturbating I'm...
0:57.0	You're like thinking about words. That rhyme with aiding.
0:58.0	Just the end in aiding?
1:00.0	Yeah, educating, hallucinating, masturbating.
1:02.0	Are you penetrating? I'm penetrating I'm penetrating
1:06.9	I'm penetrating the mind I hope to God I'm penetrating some souls and I pray to God I'm penetrating some holes. It's like more than some of us can wish for.
1:18.0	Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? And that's beautiful and you're doing but give yourself some grace. Don't do too much. That sounds like you're doing but give yourself some grace don't do too much that sounds like you're doing a lot
1:24.6	but I to meditate and penetrate too much it's sometimes someone has to do it someone
1:30.9	someone has to do it you You know what I mean? And again, people don't think either of us are. So I'm happy to think that you are out there penetrating souls and holes. I am penetrating half of Brooklyn.
1:47.0	That's news to me. Well you've been gone. You've been gone for a long time.
1:51.0	That is some shit. I've been wrecking holes all over this city lately.
1:55.4	You're kidding me.
1:57.6	Are you being serious?
1:58.6	Yeah, I'm being completely serious.
2:01.2	I feel like I'm in a room in the room with somebody I don't even recognize.
2:05.0	Yeah, well that's that's the case. Yeah.
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