Kishan, Robert R, Julie S, MORV, Gail M, Cloud Suriel, LX Protocol V2, Sir JC Knight of the TechnoSquatch, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Jackie U, Runksmash, Ernesto Q, Veronica D, Sir James Knight and Servant of the Lion of Judah

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Psalm 40

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: A haggard Basil makes his way through the White Desert hauling a sled full of inanimate robots that once housed his friends. He arrives at the rectenna, battery depleted after the Tolkienesque journey, and begins to rebuild it according to the ELi.

The Sentinel: Basil roller-skates around the warehouse in his beat up off brand skates. Skate-sei Gonz instructed him to complete 50 laps of backwards skating before he returns with lunch. BANG. Basil falls again, his elbows have begun to bleed. Skate-sei Gonz's words echo "Balance key to Roller Skating, learn Balance – be Alpha Skater." 49 laps… 49 falls. Basil refocuses, tightening his core while letting his hips remain loose. He breathes in, his mind becomes still, he begins to skate his final lap. BANG. He falls again just as Skate-sei Gonz walks in. He groans in frustration. "Basil-san, why are you mad? You improve every day. This is success." "Yes Skate-sei, but I keep tripping up in these skates" Basil says panting with exhaustion. "I know. You not bad skater, only have bad skates. Here, gift for you." Skate-sei Gonz extends his arms out with a gift box in his hands.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

ADDITIONAL STORIES:

Microwave tries to murder man after being given AI (LADBible)

Why is Canada euthanizing the poor? (Spectator)

NASA Perseverance Rover Begins life hunt (Inferse)

Your Metaverse Doppleganger Buddy on Trace Network (Economic Times)

Food: Fertilizer shortage, can we survive (Bloomberg)

Polyticks: Biden expertly roasts GOP (Indy100)

VR: Sweden using VR headsets to train postal workers (Reuters)

The Brain "Rotates" Memories to save them from new sensations (Wired)

IMF director, it's too late, printed too much money

→ My pillow guy gets back on Twitter, then gets banned right away (Daily Beast)

"Ghost of Kyiv" doesn't actually exist, Ukraine admits (NY Post)

Former CDC chief says Trump blocked his agency from briefing public (ABC)

In Italy, babies will automatically carry both parents surnames (Fatherly)

→ NASA Perseverance Rover Begins life hunt (Inferse)

The Great Resignation is about to become Great Midlife Crisis (Vox)

Clip: This robot just broke records for highest jump, Skynet (Hot HardWare)

…more Antarctica

→ Film about MSU research in Antarctica reaches international audience (NBC)

→ Australia to increase Antarctic clean up efforts (Antarctica.Gov.Au)

→ Headline: Losing Britain's Archeological "Atlantis" (Indy UK)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Three, two, one.
0:02.8	Go towards the horizon.
0:05.5	The world is getting crazier.
0:07.7	People are acting more and more insane.
0:09.8	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:13.1	Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:16.5	Listen to Basil and Gonsas, they discussed this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:22.3	You are listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:26.9	You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk.
0:30.3	Today is May the 2nd in 2022.
0:34.8	This is episode 479.
0:45.2	And today, Operation Bird Absurd. And Razzle Dazzle, I'm your best, buddy Basil.
0:52.0	And my name is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ, aka the Cabana Boy.
0:52.8	Yay! Here to serve you a podcast that brings you the best news,
0:56.0	which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ.
0:59.2	Wow, screwed that one up.
1:00.7	While reporting the egregious with a well-rounded,
1:02.6	biblically grounded take on world events and, you know,
1:04.4	when you change up some stuff.
1:06.3	Yeah.
1:06.9	You got to find the flow.
1:08.1	Yeah.
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