Sir JC Knight of the TechnoSquatch, MORV, Runksmash, Anon, LX Protocol V2, Jackie U, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Gail M, Veronica D, Sir James Knight and Servant of the Lion of Judah

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Jonathan F

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia, Sir Sammons Knight of the Fishes

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: A middle school teacherbot begins a blog post as soon as she awakens to the sound of "Razzel Dazzle, it's your Best Buddy Basil! Live from the global rectenna!" She never finishes because the ice finger and magma finger reach out for the broadcaster.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

ADDITIONAL STORIES:

Clip 1: Eating worms is normal (WEF)

Clip 2: Nordic diets are amazing (WEF)

Nxivm leader Keith Raniere claims FBI planted child porn, files under Rule 33 (NY Post)

~~Clip:~~ ~~Robot sidekick helps build model plane~~ ~~(Mashable)~~

~~Clip:~~ ~~16 twirling robot arms pick strawberries~~ ~~(Mashable)~~

Clips: Bill on pandemic, divorce, Epstein, Elon (GMT)

Clip: Families providing DNA to find lost ones

FAA wants US Airlines to retrofit, replace radio altimeters (Reuters)

Clip: Chinese tech companies may get breather (China Insider/Epoch Times)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, how dare you don't respect my risk tolerance.
0:04.6	The world is getting crazier.
0:06.5	People are acting more and more insane.
0:08.6	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:11.8	Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:15.2	Listen to Basil and Goncers, they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:21.0	You are listening to Ken Canary Cry News Talk.
0:26.7	You're listening to Canary Crying News Talk.
0:29.8	Today is May the Fourth be with you.
0:34.2	2022.
0:36.1	This is episode number 480.
0:38.6	We're live to tape, baby.
0:40.5	And today, Elycon.
0:44.9	Rassel tassel.
0:48.0	Razzle, dazzle.
0:49.1	I'm your best buddy Basil.
0:50.9	And my name is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ, aka the Cabana Boy,
0:55.9	here to serve you a podcast.
0:57.2	That brings you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting
1:01.3	the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
1:05.3	And for those of you watching, there's a Star Wars.
1:08.0	Star Wars reference on my head, which I will now take off. I think we're done with the celebration here. Oh, it's a good one. No, this is back when you were first having your son. It was also when the Mandalorian was sort of at its peak at the time. And a producer sent you this nice Mandalorian hat. Yeah. Or I guess it's a helmet, but you kind of wear it as a hat.
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