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Hello and welcome to this opening night edition of Group Chat. I am Justin Barry joining me Big Rob, Big Wads.

We made it. We're all big times today.

Basketball's back, baby.

Medium-sized JV here. We are coming to you live the morning after opening night as games across the league are starting to open.

Was as the poet laureate of this podcast. Did you prepare any sort of opening statement or opening Hiku for us?

Opening Hiku.

Is sunny in Los Angeles, except on the days the Lakers have to play. That is the most.

Check the syllabus on that. I think it's a check out regardless that I've that's some of the most depressing basketball that I've seen in some time.

That that was worse than the baby Lakers and LeBron's first year. That was just whoo. So it's pretty bad.

Pretty bad. Before we dig into our favorite sport, I was hoping to show you both a 10-minute documentary about why I punched my teammate in the face.

So if you could look to the monitors real quick, should we just start there?

Yeah, I would love to because we're going to go through some first impressions from the two games last night.

But I just watched the, I guess it's a documentary from Dremon, Green and Omaha productions, which is like the Manning's production house and D&D.

I don't know. There's like 30 production teams on this. It wasn't even 10 minutes. It was five minutes and 35 seconds specifically.

And I got to say I've watched it now. Let's say three to five times because I can't take my eyes off of it.

I still have no idea what he's talking about at any point. But it looks nice, I guess.

Well, so the version you watched was like five and a half minutes, you said, because I was longer. I watched like a seven minute cut. I don't know if it was just like a minute and a half of drone shots.

But there was a lot of padding around the edges for sure. It was like the beginning of Michael Clayton.

Just going through all the different rooms.

But yeah, no, I wrote down some of the choice portions of the version that I saw. So I missed it live. So I had to track it down after the fact.

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