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Hard Factor

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better.
0:08.4	Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.
0:17.0	I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always true.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Good morning and welcome to episode 1547 of hard factor. It is Tuesday, September 17th,
0:49.4	2024. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80% accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
0:55.0	Patreon.com slash Hard Factor if you need more hard factor.
0:58.0	Today, Putin is literally begging for sex.
1:01.0	You learn more about that there's an alarm
1:03.2	when isn't he though come on this time and he's begging for it from a lot of people
1:08.0	there's an alarming cult that's targeting women we've got a Nigerian prison escape to tell you about an update on the woman who's
1:15.6	dating the 737 and the latest on polio.
1:20.1	Yeah, great job.
1:22.1	Crippled kids in the Middle East.
1:24.0	Oh, jeez.
1:25.0	Oh, they're up in the polio over there.
1:27.0	They're bringing down in the polio vaccine over there in the Middle East.
1:31.0	I'm going to tell you where and why.
1:32.0	You're not expecting people to bring in more polio ever.
1:35.0	Not great. The problem is the polio might be coming our way.
1:38.0	In good news, totally not jinxing us, there's a 50% chance we hit our parlay and we two that's right what does
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