One Way Flight To Splitsville

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

There are many ways to break off a relationship. Pretending to fly to Europe for a few months is an interesting one. Love Connection week ends with one sad sack single joins Chuck on the couch! Madonna shows up on Jimmy Fallon looking...like an alien! Some people get the subtle "touch up", some go all in on plastic surgery The dd canter is an idea who's time has come Frankie B is discussed The Love Connection is back with one VERY interesting making enemies easily Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jesse?
0:01.0	Jesse?
0:02.0	Hey, wake up.
0:03.0	Come on, we gotta go to the max.
0:05.0	Come on, Jesse.
0:06.0	Where are we going?
0:07.0	Where are we going?
0:08.0	You're singing tonight.
0:09.0	Wait, when am I gonna wear?
0:10.0	Jesse, remember?
0:11.0	Lisa's bringing your costume?
0:12.0	Right, I gotta wash my hair.
0:13.0	No, there's no time.
0:14.0	No time.
0:15.0	There's never any time.
0:16.0	I don't have time to study.
0:17.0	I'll never get into Stanford.
0:18.0	I'll let everyone die and I'm so confused.
0:21.0	It's okay.
0:22.0	I'm not gonna be there.
0:23.0	I'm not gonna be there.
0:24.0	I'm not gonna be there.
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