Lip Licking Bat Lover

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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A listener writes in to tell TCB about his insane experience after his Love Connection appearance! Three's a crowd for this former contestant on the new version of the blind date game show. Steve Martin is retiring from TV and film work Hoaldey's husband wonders how TCB has so many listeners The gang review some of their failed marketing campaigns A listener writes in with a WILD Love Connection story A lip loving bachelor jumps on the couch with Chuck Woolery as Love Connection week continues Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks Ryan and Chrissy. I just heard your podcast. Could you ever need to do?
0:12.9	On this episode of the commercial break
0:16.6	Jeff does a year-end, you know playlist on Spotify. He can maybe include us
0:21.7	Maybe we'll get two plays. Yeah, with our SEOs
0:24.7	You're a singer. He does. Do it into the year playlist where it's the qualifications are they had to have died that year or put out an album that year. Okay.
0:35.7	And so of course when she died I was like, are you gonna jump off the roof and we'll get included in this playlist.
0:42.7	She's throwing up on her shoes. She's shitting herself. Feed her pants. You know how it goes. You know when you're nervous.
0:51.7	As we got to the place where we agreed to have drinks she stopped me to explain that she was married.
0:58.7	Oh no! Wow. What?
1:06.7	So we'll wink. We'll get the job done. Yeah, I mean it's a vivacious thing for a woman to do if they, you know, if they're across the room and they kind of look at you and lick their lips.
1:15.7	Oh my god!
1:17.7	That's a show.
1:21.7	We can use our imagination.
1:24.7	Yeah.
1:26.7	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:36.7	Oh yeah, it's another episode of the commercial break. I am Brian Green. This is my dear friend Kristen Joy.
1:40.7	And I'm going to enjoy home the best of you, Kristie. Best of you. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break.
1:48.7	It's not for everyone but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 15 seconds or less or your money back. Go to the brand new tcbpodcast.com to collect your earnings and without further ado we'd like to start the show.
2:00.7	Steve Martin is retiring from acting. I just learned. These are the last season. That's season number two.
2:10.7	It's season number two. Yeah, he says it's like it's a piece of retiring. It's kind of one of those vague retirement announcements. It's like I'm not going to seek out any movies. I'm not going to do any more television shows.
2:19.7	Okay.
2:21.7	I just want to go live somewhere else to film a movie like I'm just not going to do that on two old. And he says in this. He's got a flourishing banjo career. Well he's always had a flourishing banjo career that guy. He's a.
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