ONE TOOTH TO RULE THEM ALL (Wrestling Soup 3.17.26)
WRESTLING SOUP
Wrestling Soup Network
4.3 • 753 Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
0:58 — WrestleMania build losing steam; San Antonio crowd praise
2:15 — Randy Orton as the potential savior of WrestleMania's main event
2:50 — Stone Cold Steve Austin's no-show on 3:16 Day in Texas
5:34 — WWE's 31.6% ticket discount; bad sign for WrestleMania
7:07 — Las Vegas WrestleMania costs; hotel prices skyrocketing
8:18 — WWE slot machines; Whitney Houston jackpot story
10:59 — Road Dogg returning to the ring? OVW referee injury incident
14:43 — RAW recap begins; San Antonio crowd was the best of 2026
15:50 — Seth Rollins opener: henchmen, Brock Lesnar, Oba Femi breakdown
19:15 — Oba Femi vs. Brock: rushed booking; should've been saved for SummerSlam
20:53 — WWE's impatience problem: the "cookie" analogy
22:11 — WWE's new creative director from CBS/NHL background
26:52 — Oba Femi's Goldberg comparisons; concern about misuse
27:59 — Natty Neidhart vs. Maxine Dupree feud falling apart
31:24 — Becky Lynch vs. AJ Lee; Bailey discussion
35:00 — WWE's lack of blowoff matches; feuds never ending
40:23 — Roman Reigns' terrible promo vs. CM Punk; "old" insult from a 40-year-old
43:52 — Roman/Punk feud has no story; call for someone to turn heel
47:00 — "Make someone a heel, you cowards"; Punk as potential heel
49:16 — Roman's dentures; teeth jokes
54:11 — Oba Femi possibly tearing up after powerbombing Brock
55:37 — Wrapping up RAW; good matches (Stephanie Vaquer vs. Raquel); Latino appreciation night
59:23 — Ricochet segment; why making fun of him gets big views
1:03:05 — Sign-off; Patreon plug; see you Thursday
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| 0:00.0 | I'm starting to get to Danhausen thing and I'll tell you why. |
| 0:07.9 | Oh, yeah? |
| 0:08.4 | Because the show is so fucking chaotic and so just like not fucking good that it's almost now I'm starting to feel like I'm like, you know what? |
| 0:20.1 | Go ahead. |
| 0:22.2 | Fine. Do you want to feel like I'm like, you know what? Go ahead. Fine. |
| 0:23.7 | Do you want to put like a weird troll demon and face paint on the show? |
| 0:28.5 | Sure. |
| 0:31.0 | Sure. |
| 0:31.9 | Why not? |
| 0:32.8 | It's certainly not adding and or taking away from the show in any major extent. |
| 0:38.9 | It's like, well, all right. |
| 0:41.1 | Sure. |
| 0:41.8 | Why not? |
| 0:43.0 | You know? |
| 0:43.3 | But it's, we've gotten to the point where it's not like you're watching some sort of amazing TV show, |
| 0:50.5 | whether they just put some annoying character on it. |
| 0:52.6 | You're like, this is unnecessary. |
| 0:54.4 | It's like, well, there's really not a shit ton for me to, like, latch on or get invested to |
| 1:00.0 | anyways. |
| 1:00.7 | Right. |
| 1:01.0 | So, sure. |
| 1:03.1 | It's not. |
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