JUST ANOTHER WRESTLEMANIA (Wrestling Soup 3.12.26)
WRESTLING SOUP
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4.3 • 753 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
8:00 – Mortgage situation & refusing to give up that 2% COVID rate
12:00 – BlackRock's rent-to-give-back communities / modern sharecropping
16:00 – Wrestling Soup intro
17:00 – Sol Ruca on Stephanie McMahon's podcast; toxic masculinity & male vulnerability in wrestling
24:00 – WWE's boomer creative problem & Kirsten's promotion to Raw writer
30:00 – Ricky Saints' concert segment pulled from YouTube (w/ clip)
37:00 – Zoe Stark promo comparison; conspiracy theory: creative sabotaging indie darlings
43:00 – WWE's financial machine vs. creative bankruptcy; WrestleMania apathy
50:00 – Nostalgia as WWE's only product (Blink-182 analogy, Reese's cups lawsuit)
55:00 – UFC vs. WWE audience divide; WWE trying to be Applebee's
1:02:00 – WrestleMania card breakdown: Dominik, Finn Bálor demon, Grande Americano
1:07:00 – WrestleMania Vegas attendance concerns; Wrestlecon ticket sales tanking
1:12:00 – WWE casino slot machine "Road to Gold" announced
1:18:00 – Idea for a "Why Did They Get Fired?" wrestling card game
1:22:00 – Dan Hausen debut/interview clip; WWE setting him up to fail
1:31:00 – Cody Rhodes losing momentum; Jar Jar Binks / Star Wars prequels analogy
1:37:00 – Sam Roberts' transformation; Joe Rogan's moral drift
1:42:00 – Dave Chappelle & Bill Cosby extended riff
1:29:00 – Sign-off / Patreon & Spitball Media shoutout
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| 0:00.0 | You know, poor people who don't like AEW. |
| 0:10.0 | Good morning. |
| 0:11.9 | Morning. |
| 0:12.7 | Morning. |
| 0:14.9 | Did you finally move to Guam? |
| 0:17.1 | Still living in this shit hole fucking city. |
| 0:20.3 | Well. |
| 0:21.5 | I mean, it's no Gary, Indiana. |
| 0:23.6 | But, you know, we can. |
| 0:24.4 | I was going to say. |
| 0:26.4 | There's always, there's always time to relocate to somewhere where they're going to have all sorts of good stuff. |
| 0:33.3 | Ooh, we're trying, Joseph. |
| 0:35.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.2 | Well, you could always have the choice. |
| 0:39.7 | You could move to Oklahoma. |
| 0:41.5 | That's the advice that's being given to you. |
| 0:43.5 | Because you want to move somewhere that's really doing good. |
| 0:45.6 | It is nice. |
| 0:46.8 | Why would I go to fucking Oklahoma ever? |
| 0:49.0 | I think they outlawed dentists there the other month. |
| 0:52.3 | They just, yeah, it's like the rule. I think it's something about the devil or something. You have a problem with Oklahoma, man. I mean, I thought it was just the superhero athletic commission or whatever, but yeah. Oh, no, no. I have a problem with all these trash-ass fucking states full of cavemen. I've had it with them. I've had it with these people. You act like Pennsylvania doesn't have a shit ton of cave people living there too. |
| 1:14.5 | Oh, no, no, of course they do. |
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