One Time For the Birthday B*tch

For Crying Out Loud

Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Lynette just had a birthday and spent it in a very cool way. Plus Stef and Lynette reminisce about old jobs they've had and whether or not anyone cared if they'd gone to college.

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0:00.0	Made a decision.
0:03.8	I'll face the sunniest sun hit on.
0:07.6	I had a vision what it might be like.
0:14.0	Hey, everybody.
0:14.9	What's happening?
0:16.6	I hope everybody had a good Labor Day weekend.
0:19.6	Oh my gosh.
0:21.3	I, well, we can tell people the truth.
0:23.7	Yeah, we're recording on Sunday evening.
0:26.1	And the reason why is because all my Jew moms, one of my Jew moms is having a party for Labor Day.
0:35.1	And I believe that I couldn't go last or we recorded in the morning and then
0:41.4	I had to go really late. So I was just like, you know what? Yeah. What if we recorded? Because we don't
0:48.0	have Kalin to tell us boss us around. Right. I was like, we can do whatever the fuck we want. That's right.
0:53.5	We decided we were going to record on a Sunday night. Yeah. So we're here. Labor Day Eve. Labor Day Eve. And Patrick is having a little party for the kids outside. They're running around. No, you know what they're doing? They're having swim lessons. Oh, is that what's going on? So he hired a swim teacher. this is our Patrick. And all of these families, he said there's 12 kids
0:54.9	where archive. that's what's going on. So he hired a swim teacher. This is our Patrick. And all of these families,
1:12.7	he said there's 12 kids, were our coming staggered times and doing a swim lesson. Oh. And it went
1:18.7	from like 1030 to like five. Wow. It's been going all day. Yeah, water safety, man. That's so nice of him.
1:28.4	I know.
1:28.7	That's smart.
1:30.2	Patrick loves to entertain him and his wife, Sheree.
1:33.3	They are entertainers.
1:34.5	They really do love it.
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