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Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast.

This is J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from New York City's Upper West Side stand up New York Labs every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions.

I say it every episode let me say it again thank you for listening thank you for telling a friend thank you thank you thank you. This podcast keeps getting bigger and bigger and that's because of you the listener. This is the user driven. That's right. You send in an email. We answer the email. You listen. You tell a friend. That's how this whole feather game works.

I get on all fours you grab a big goose feather you brush my nuts and then I come into the studio on Memorial Day weekend and I tape an episode so that your nuts get brushed when you're on your road trips you're at the gym you're walking the class you're walking and and now we are in shitty summer internship season. That's right people if you are in college and you're out of college you're sitting at a pool right now looking at some ass hall kids that are swimming and you got to save them.

You got to save in case they start drowning your welks Papa Dre train is here with the Wizard of Hoss is bringing you laughs every Tuesday and Friday so listen people shitty summer internships season if you are a person that's in college or out of college or wherever you are.

Telefriend who's got the summer off this is in you know we've got the listenership changes it feels like every few months bringing new crops new crops bring it and we went out went out to harvest and brought in the new years and listen and here you are and here the new intern we get to our guest but I want to let you guys know you need.

To tell people about this podcast now because they're going to some office they hate their putting in accounting stuff all the shit work no one wants to do their putting in you know receipts into some ledger to make sure some asshole can write it off at the end of the year listen people we are needed we're necessary this time of year shitty summer internship that this is the official podcast of your shitty summer internship of your shitty job of your shitty life.

Prime Sharon season it's Sharon season baby Shelby's right.

So J train podcast of juma.com you can send in whatever you'd like we're on patreon that's the best way to find podcasts is patreon you can literally say patreon happened to Siri and we'll download it for you.

No what the fuck am I talking mixing up two different people I'm on patron patron.com slash Jared Fried and that's where you can find bonus podcast coffee with J train every Sunday I'm ranting every Sunday.

You are a lot of rants laughable is the app that you can speak to Siri and that can you can find out any podcast you want laughable that's the best podcast app that's out there.

Lastly before we get to our guest I'm very excited to have her here because I think she's going to bring in a whole new energy to this podcast I feel it's going to be low energy no but it's good energy is a lot.

I this whole lot.

That was more why do I can serve ever done it my life.

Well, why do you think I can serve before I bring yeah you did seem very reserved when you walked yeah because it's just the add or I'll hit I got to save it I got to bring it for these people

because right now they're in their car thinking just so you know guys he's sweating right now everywhere.

He's panting he's taking his pants off everyone's uncomfortable.

He's got a feather that he keeps rubbing against his nuts we don't know why the feather hat is out there and people look good in them.

I got to get him you can go on my Instagram at Jared free that's I don't know the link but it's like a merch table link that I keep copying pasting but I keep posting the pictures you go to my highlights on Instagram you can see how good that looks it's a fine product and you can

let people know about the feather nation hashtag feather nation let's bring our guest I'm very excited to have her here a different one then we're used to a different background than we're used to Emma

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