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Hello and welcome to the J-Train Podcasts, J-Train, J-R-Free. Coming to you live from New York City's Upper West Side Stand Up New York Labs, we're every Tuesday and Friday with your email, just like we did last week.

Let me say it one more time. Thank you for listening, thank you for telling a friend, thank you, thank you. And let me do this right now to the people out there if you haven't told a friend a coworker or brother or sister or a mama, a papa, an uncle and uncle.

If you haven't done that yet, you're blowing it, you're blowing it, here's how you can help papa J-Train. Take a screenshot of you listening, put it on your Instagram stories, that's a passive way to let people know what you're listening to. That's a good way to tag me, I'll heart you on Instagram, I answer everybody, you don't believe me, try me, try me.

Feather these nuts, feather my nuts, go right now and get involved with promoting this podcast because that's the payment. There's a couple of ways to pay for this podcast because look at, yo Johnny Freebie, you're listening right now for free.

So how do you pay J-Train, Papa J-T, the king of brunch, the Wizard of Weddings, the Wizard of Hoss, Salt and a Swipes, Prince of Promo's, how do you pay me? Screenshot or come to one of these shows, I'm coming to your town. If you're listening right now, I'm at Atlantic City, the Burghada, next week, June 1st and 2nd, wise crackers, Mohican son, Poconos, that's a lonely place.

Gonna need some people, give Papa J-T a hug. I like drinking there, you ever been there?

Hey, I didn't know, I didn't say anything because I didn't know. I have been there, that's why when you said it's the only place I nodded.

Have I told that story about what happened there?

Do you tell the story to me or sing? I told you that story on this podcast.

You might have, and then I think I like the people at that club, I do like why?

You mean like the mom and the brother, the son?

The whole family's great.

Nick is awesome.

Nick's great. His mom's great too.

They're all great.

Yeah, it's a lonely place, man. If anybody in that area likes words and understands them, you should go sit in those shows because there are people that are literally, you know, four steps above human slot machines.

You have people that come back from certain areas of the country, comics come back and they're like, they look like walking dead characters.

Like what happened you last week and they're like, I was in the middle of Ohio and I was some guy in the show.

Yeah, this wouldn't shut the fuck up.

And this is one of them.

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