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Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Kurt, Sherrod and Kaytlin are joined by Artie Lange and Brian McCarthey to talk Cream pies, Joan Rivers, Ferguson, eating pussy and more. Follow the crew on Twitter @kurtmetzger @Sherrod_Small @KaytlinBailey & @artiequitter Check out all of our shows at standupnylabs.com

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:06.0	Race Wars.
0:07.2	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.5	He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.6	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.2	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:16.7	I have the power.
0:18.5	With Fetzger and Shetriere's Store.
0:23.4	Listen, Ray Flores, we're back.
0:28.9	We've got Artie Lang in the building.
0:30.2	Yay.
0:30.6	Artie's back in the building.
0:31.8	Give him a...
0:32.3	Yay!
0:33.6	Big fan.
0:34.0	God damn superstar this man.
0:35.1	It really is.
0:35.7	What?
0:36.1	Brian, don't yell in your goddamn too loud.
0:38.2	Yeah, Brian's head.
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