One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, June 18th, 20205.
0:04.2	Coming up on the program today, our favorite prostitute complains about lower stomach stink.
0:08.8	Plus, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich during your Zoom court hearing, trying to meme yourself dying, and comfort tactics.
0:17.1	A lesson in strategy.
0:18.7	All this coming up today. I'm inviting cuck, cuck, cacca, cacca.
0:40.3	I'm inviting cucks all around the globe.
0:44.3	To come, to come, I never go, always in and never out.
0:49.3	Shout it loud, shout it now.
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.3	Caca caca, caca, caca, caca, caca, cacca. shouted loud shouted now cocka cacka caca
0:55.0	cocka caca caca caca caca caca
0:57.0	cox will unite
1:01.0	cox will fucking fuck all night
1:04.0	Cox will stand
1:06.0	one side one and shoot
1:08.0	cut the count of ten one two three four five six seven eight nine
1:16.4	ten come on cut you got sperm to send yeah kaka kukukukukukukukukkakakakak go
1:24.2	kaka kaka kaka kaka kaka kaka kakakka kakka kakka go dog duck gucaca cagagga go go
1:28.3	god
1:29.3	go
1:30.3	dog
1:31.3	dog
	...

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