One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 752

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Arts, Books, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha are back to discuss page 752 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists the urge to strangle her.

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0:00.0	Book 5, page 752.
0:04.2	May I have your attention, please.
0:09.2	May I have your attention, please?
0:14.3	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:18.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:19.6	We're the weird sisters, We're the real weird sisters.
0:21.7	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:24.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:30.2	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:32.1	I'm Alice and I'm Martha.
0:34.7	And today we're here to talk about the 7522 page of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
0:40.8	Back to the fifth book, Martha.
0:42.7	Back to the fifth book.
0:43.9	And this is the latest page we've done.
0:46.3	I mean, I guess we've done like as far as relative to where in the book a page has been.
0:51.2	It's been towards the end of the book as well.
0:53.4	But 500, sorry,
0:55.1	752 very late in the book. And I have to say I nailed it. You did. I was very impressed as well.
1:03.0	I was pretty sure yet you had said something about Umbridge and going into the forest. And that is
1:07.2	just where we're at. It was my second decision. I think I originally said the testicles ride, but then I changed my mind.
1:18.7	Yeah.
1:19.7	And I don't remember what you said.
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